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[...intercepted via Google Wave†...]
wat up?
let’s do it
this shit is like health//disco1…chilled out
it makes me want to
pour lemonade2 on a drum machine
and walk across the country3 with no shoes on my feet [...]

VA – Lemonade Remixtape
[...] as my worn feet reached the sands of iowa, i came across a transparent man4
his eyes rolled back twice over and flashed neon yellow
he insisted on creating rhythms reminiscent of the fish-clapping5 of yesteryear
dried and shriveled from the sand storm, my eyes were useless. my ears did the crying for my soul
i wandered backwards through the strands of time, refusing to resist my auditory destiny6
my SOFT THING* ate me whole and glitched me out. I was whole again with starving ears.
*Lemonade – Blissout (Soft Thing Remix)
there is no hallucination; i hear as clearly as i once saw my future
these lemons are my future.
can we find a children’s clubhouse before the day’s end? my mind is heavy with what is next.
it’s like what the world would be like if smashing your forehead against the pavement made your heart heal faster.
relief is distant…like pavement. the scars give me character without the consequence.
the salve is within my grasp if i seek7 it
the sweetened citrus renders wounds refreshing reminders of my youth.
I can see Brooklyn from HERE**
**Lemonade – Real Slime (Lazer Sword Remix)
& HERE***
***Lemonade – Big Weekend (Delorean Remix)
–JK x E=e
Despite early objections1, a mere 20 years A.W. (After WARP)2 it is now impossible to deny the societal importance of the intersection between drugs and space.3,4
Which brings us, of course, to Wu-Tang Clan.

VA – Wu-Tang Meets The Indie Culture Vol. 2: Enter The Dubstep
It may be a few years before you can fulfill your dream of suckling a nitrous balloon while candy-flipping in space (no soma5), but listening to Raekwon & co. rhyme about flipping rocks over beats laid down by the likes of the dub-tastic DZ6 will make you believe that — with the right combination of chemistry and physics — just about anything is possible.
We, uh, can’t feel our face. Get yours melted HERE*
*Wu-Tang feat. U-God & Raekwon – Coke (DZ Remix)
Also HERE**
**Wu-Tang feat. Bronze Nazareth, Kevlaar & Phillie – New Year Banga (Rogue Star† Remix)
–E=e

thin, curvey, shapely like a fish
its funny her name is karp cuz she fuckin runs shit like a sea creature
i like to be with her on the beach and on lakes
i cant keep her away from water
i think she is growing gills
she says she loves me and i believe her
i need to be richer so i can see her
do all the things she wants to do
like swim in glassy oceans and befriend a dolphin
the closer she gets to the water
the farther she gets from me
do you know where i can get gills?
–JK
So, kids, I know what you’re thinking.

As-Isn’t Presents: Halloween, Vol. 1
You’re hosting a Halloween party on the rooftop terrace of your new apartment building. That one chick from back home just moved out to the east coast for art school, and you want her to see what you’ve made of your life. You know, the same girl who rocks green and pink Air Force IIs and acts like she’s caught the holy ghost1 every time she hears HOLY GHOST!
At a time like this only one thought runs through your mind, endlessly repeating: Why wasn’t Mahatma Gandhi ever awarded a Nobel Peace Prize?2
Anyways, here is a mixtape that captures some of our favorite artists at the height of their musical ghoulishness. Enjoy it while you trick or treat, or afterwards when you’re eating your candy. Or whenever, really.
Download HERE or SCREEEEAMM…I mean Stream HERE*
*As-Isn’t Presents: Halloween, Vol. 1
Tracklist:
1. Look Daggers – The Youth Is Getting Restless
2. SALEM feat. Gucci Mane – Round One (Remix)
3. Theophilus London – Fatality
4. Dead Man’s Bones – My Body’s A Zombie For You
5. Gnarls Barkley – The Boogie Monster
6. DJ Spooky – 5 Million Ways To Kill A CEO
7. MGMT – The Handshake
8. Aphex Twin – Windowlicker
9. Eels – Fresh Blood
10. Kid Cudi feat. Ratatat – Alive (Nightmare)
11. YACHT – Ring The Bell
12. Hudson Mohawke – Ooops (Remix)
13. Tobacco – Gross Magik
14. SALEM – OhK